Deep-sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-boyfriends (As Sea Creatures)

While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching.

is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should have been left lurking in the murky depths of your Tinder messages – from The Self-Proclaimed “Nice Guy” to The Egomaniac, and even The Ex Who Wanted To Break Up (But Wanted You To Do It).

This hilarious oceanographic expedition is for anyone who’s cut a loser from their line, and will (hopefully) help identify the next creep before you reel him in.